Well, I finally made a webpage. It won't be very fantastic, but if you are interested in finding out about me you can learn all you need to know here. I will also try and include quotes from random mofo's I have met. Enjoy...

Let's not forget I have interests, too. As if you actually care... But I will be talking about my love for CKY (the band), Mike Patton-related music, Slasher and horror movies, people I don't like, people I think are k33n, Silent Hill, Futurama and other wonderful things... Now I must seek out jpegs... Shitty. By the way Return of the Living Dead sucked ass. So did Return of the Living Dead part 2 (aka the exact same movie, only gay, really gay. and when I say gay, I mean that it sucks, hard, harder than Sky Lopez gives a blowjob to some random riff-raff).

Also, Vernon has left CKY, which has caused me some sadness. however, Vern is still doing well and I continue to talk to him quite frequently on AIM.

Someday, I will have a real webpage, that is interesting to look at for more than 3 seconds. I promise.

I will (very) sporadically update this area with news of what is going on in my life:


7/7/04: Long time since last updating. I have dropped out of school, (Thank God) and I am now working as a counselor/Pizza Jockey. I am about halfway through my book and I hope it will be published by the end of 2005. I need to pick up that fucking book still. the marketplace one.

Summer is rolling along, hot as hell.

Today, I am going to pick up my friend Kevin from Phoniex, Hillary Duff's vagina once touched his leg. (Amazing). I have decided to leave women out of my website, because they are so thoroughly mistaken about their lives that it is a disgrace for me to even mention them.

I am also trying to make everyone's enemy list for the year of 2004.


3/15/04: It is now Spring Break. I have taken my sweet ass time to update anything. I apologize for the page being a fucking mess and not having anything new and pretty to look at (other than text). I added some people to the fiends page. Made a mystery page. And I also realized that women really enjoy playing stupid headgames. What a day.





1/25/04: The Butterfly Effect is the best movie of the year. In fact it is the best movie I have seen in a long time. Quite a bit has happened since I last updated. Sorry, I have been so lame about it. I am working on getting pictures into my fiends page. Also, i am going to see CKY in Anaheim and hang with my Cali niggas. I have been doing a decent amount of writing lately and I am trying to revise the horror movie I am working on. Don't you fucking look at me. Check out my live journal at www.livejournal.com/users/jagskellington My head is a mess. Take it easy everyone.









12-28-03: Thieving cunts make the world go 'round. Hahaha, that should mean nothing to anyone, unless you know the person I am speaking of. And Lily is another lying fucking cunt, die you worthless whore. her aimname is yumkandy she is a super cunt.



Don't let me die with that silly look in my eyes



12-22-03: I watched River's Edge today, it was really fucking good. Why do people have to act like anonymous dickheads over the phone?



12-18-03: It is way fucking early in the morning, but the guestbook has been fixed and I have found some great new bands I can get into. I also bought River's Edge, Willard and the Nightmare Before Xmas on Sunday. I highly recommend that everyone see the movie Session 9, however most of you who read this will be too pussy to check it out. It is a fantastic movie and it truly freaked me out.





12-11-03: Updated the site a tad more and added a Nightmare Before Xmas picture that I still need to give a link too. I especially hate women today.





Nihilsm rules.

This is me, Vern and Craig at the TLA in Philly right before the historic show.